eat here, man #goodeats #asheville
So this is a story that actually happened, in real life, in front of my face.
We were in Asheville, NC, for Moogfest. We go into the big arena for a show, and my friends want beers. So they go up to the lady giving out wristbands, and they show their IDs, and they get wristbands.
Except one guy didn’t have his ID.
Dude rolled up with the papers from when he got arrested for cocaine possession, and told the lady, “These are official documents with my birthdate on them, can I have a wristband?”
And the lady was just like, “…………..no.”
Dude says, “If I can get him-” he points to the cop on duty- “to agree, will you give me a wristband?”
And the lady goes, “Sure. Why not.”
Dude walks up to the cop and asks him if he’ll vouch for him, based on the papers.
And the cop did it.
And that is the story of the ballsiest motherfucker I have ever met, and/or the most lax police department in the history of the world.
Stay classy, Asheville.
I’m in love with this place…. Alcohol, dogs, live music, and a used book store all in one. #asheville (at Battery Park Book Exchange And Champagne Bar)
MOMS in Asheville, NC